"I’ll just leave that there"
damn homie just ripped his arm off and walked away that is some hardcore shit right there
THIS IS AN EXTREME THIRST
John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner
THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE
like literal tears.
Usually when I say I’m crying on this website, I’m lying and its an emotional exaggeration
but not this time
Playing in the mud.
Why do people never want to tell you their middle name like who gives a shit its not a nuclear launch code its your damn name
look at this
I don’t even know where to begin.
I HGAVE TOE SAVE TEhe priNCESS
"you’re so full of yourself" is such a weird expression like what else would I be full of???? bees??? styrofoam?????
Amanda Bynes blocked me on Twitter after I photoshopped her face onto animals
first date ideas: show your date to everybody in town… wearing a salmon suit
i may have peed myself a little watching this