Yeti Teeth

tomus-and-goy-monwol:

captainbritish:

daytonastatecollege:

[oiling intensifies]

I have been waiting two years for Ainsley to make a comeback.

this is worse than obey the walrus

lessmetamorebeta:

GOLLY FUCKING GOSH WHAT A NICE DAY FOR SURFING!

lessmetamorebeta:

GOLLY FUCKING GOSH WHAT A NICE DAY FOR SURFING!

shogunofyellow:

nature is rad

greatfatsby:

"free shipping"

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"with orders of $50 or more!"

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mentallyfuckingonedirection:

ruinedchildhood:



IM CRYING

snapchatting:

what’s the difference between a lawyer and a mango? lots of things! i love to make jokes

ruinedchildhood:

"nah it works just don’t touch it"

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coconuti:

me: *dials 911*

operator: hello 911, what’s your emergency?

me: i need someone to cuddle with, rub my back, and play with my hair

operator: someone is on their way, please stay calm

kyian:

Iconic

dutchster:

jocelynseip:

NEVER FORGET


remember that time when a dutch girl accidently made her birthday party public and it went viral and over 4,000 people showed up at her house and destroyed the town with $1.5 million in damages

dutchster:

jocelynseip:

NEVER FORGET

remember that time when a dutch girl accidently made her birthday party public and it went viral and over 4,000 people showed up at her house and destroyed the town with $1.5 million in damages

just-a-little-stump:

trauntwave:

a transgender person has a child

they are now transparent

I almost thought there was gonna be something mean at the end of that. Nope. Just a pun