I have been waiting two years for Ainsley to make a comeback.
this is worse than obey the walrus
GOLLY FUCKING GOSH WHAT A NICE DAY FOR SURFING!
nature is rad
"with orders of $50 or more!"
what’s the difference between a lawyer and a mango? lots of things! i love to make jokes
"nah it works just don’t touch it"
me: *dials 911*
operator: hello 911, what’s your emergency?
me: i need someone to cuddle with, rub my back, and play with my hair
operator: someone is on their way, please stay calm
remember that time when a dutch girl accidently made her birthday party public and it went viral and over 4,000 people showed up at her house and destroyed the town with $1.5 million in damages
a transgender person has a child
they are now transparent
I almost thought there was gonna be something mean at the end of that. Nope. Just a pun