MAY I TAKE YOUR HAT, SIR?
HAVE ANY OF YOU GUYS SEEN THIS
OH MY GOD
- giving gifts stresses me out
- getting gifts stresses me out
- what a bizarre fucking holiday
- there is a tree in my house
can we skip this whole “college” thing and go straight and go to the part where i have a really awesome job and spend all my time traveling?
Lucas if you tell anyone you are a dead man
it’s so weird how grapes don’t really taste like anything on the outside. like if you just put a grape in your mouth it doesn’t have a taste. but then you bite down and you’re like whoa. that’s a grape
Date a guy who opens your jars and wine bottles for you
"please. please stop opening all my jars and wine bottles. I’m not ready for them yet. you’re just letting it all go bad. my whole house smells like wine and pickles and I can’t live like this"
Remember when Dexter ate a giant burrito and thought he was going to die but it turned out he just had to fart.
but the real question is has nemo found himself