Yeti Teeth
YOU’LL SEE!!!! THEY’LL ALL SEE!!!
a passionate eye doctor as he throws glasses into a screaming crowd (via richarcl)
tastefullyoffensive:

[buttersafe]

poolfullofjello:

i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken:

i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken

Its decided my life goal is now to star in an infomercial 

How do white people survive?

columbiaphoenix:

counting-teacups:

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

writing adult emails is awful

its like

hi [name of person], 

this formatting is making me uncomfortable but I have to tell you something / ask you something that is vital to my career as a student. 

I re-read and edited that sentence for an hour, but you’ll probably just glance over it for half a second.

thanks! 

- [name]

k

-professor

But seriously if you don’t love Drake & Josh there’s something wrong with you, I mean

theodd1sout:

I’ll keep you guys posted on the results. 


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Not everything happens for a reason. Sometimes life just sucks.
Alexa Chung  (via aquify)

clannyphantom:

logging onto tumblr near autumn image

kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

snorlaxatives:

this is my new favorite twitter account

snorlaxatives:

this is my new favorite twitter account

lord-kitschener:

screw off, Taco, you shit in a box of gravel

meatbicyclevevo:

meatbicyclevevo:

What’s the definition of a will?

Come on guys it’s a dead giveaway

jakemalik:

don’t u try and lie to me and say u don’t like one of your pillows more than the others