BEST ASSASSINATION PLOT, EVER.
Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead
literally the most important show you’ll ever watch
imagine a video game where you create a hero whose destiny is to save everyone, but throughout the game you start making harder and more questionable decisions, and the game gets darker and darker. and in the end you’re just standing there, clutching the controller and finally realizing you were playing the villain all along
WHAT DOES THIS PERSON ACTUALLY LOOK LIKE THO
oh youre a son? name 5 of your parents
Right after we get froyo.
Ah yes the halloween decorations are up
"He’s behind me making that fucking face again. I don’t even have to turn around to know it. God damn it. I hate that goddamned stupid face he makes. God fucking damnit."
So it’s my little sisters birthday
Mr. Bean Inserted Into Famous Portrait Paintings by Rodney Pike [via]
Previously: Classic Paintings Recreated with Sesame Street Characters
I don’t know exactly why it’s so funny but this makes me laugh until my stomach HURTS