|—||a passionate eye doctor as he throws glasses into a screaming crowd (via richarcl)|
Its decided my life goal is now to star in an infomercial
How do white people survive?
writing adult emails is awful
hi [name of person],
this formatting is making me uncomfortable but I have to tell you something / ask you something that is vital to my career as a student.
I re-read and edited that sentence for an hour, but you’ll probably just glance over it for half a second.
|—||Alexa Chung (via aquify)|
logging onto tumblr near autumn
And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog
this is my new favorite twitter account
screw off, Taco, you shit in a box of gravel
What’s the definition of a will?
Come on guys it’s a dead giveaway
don’t u try and lie to me and say u don’t like one of your pillows more than the others